It's hard to imagine, but at one time this was actually published as an ad for a business form company. Well, you have to admit: The ad does capture you attention for a rather boring product...
no, it tells me that i should figure out wtf "business forms" is, and if that still is a field i can get into.
"ok, you seem right, samantha"
"sammy"
"sammy, but...we're not sure you're up to our protocols"
"like?"
"all our business form employees are straitjacketed 10 hours a day. for safety."
"i am totally on-board with that paradigm, and if you need me to switch out to a new protocol involving 14 hours, keep in mind that i'm that kind of self-starting go-getter"
no, it tells me that i should figure out wtf "business forms" is, and if that still is a field i can get into.
ReplyDelete"ok, you seem right, samantha"
"sammy"
"sammy, but...we're not sure you're up to our protocols"
"like?"
"all our business form employees are straitjacketed 10 hours a day. for safety."
"i am totally on-board with that paradigm, and if you need me to switch out to a new protocol involving 14 hours, keep in mind that i'm that kind of self-starting go-getter"
I thought you might like this one, sammy... =0)
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